Paradise Fears Sanctuary Mini-Tour
Boston, MA. 5.31.12
you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
i could be a really great girlfriend if somebody let me.
- interviewer: so, leave us with a word of wisdom?
- alex: don't-
- rian: let's do this, you say a word then i say a word
- alex: don't
- rian: ever
- alex: cross
- rian: the
- alex: train
- rian: tracks
- alex: without
- rian: looking
- alex: at
- rian: the
- alex: belt
- rian: loop
- alex: in
- rian: your
- alex: stockings
- rian: that's it
- alex: (whispers) first, say first
- rian: first
- alex: there it is
- rian: what was the sentence?
- alex: it was 'don't ever cross the train tracks without looking at the loop in your stockings first' (laughs) pretty good
- interviewer: remember that, kids
- alex: it's an important one
- rian: if there's one thing that we attribute our success to, it's that
- alex: always check your belt loops in your stockings first before your cross the train tracks just cause that shit'll fuck you up
- rian: they do that better on whose line is it anyway
- alex: that shit will ruin your life
- rian: wayne brady
- alex: wayne brady is just
- rian: awesome
- alex: the middle aged white women's black man
- rian: that, it's true
- alex: it's true
- rian: just like we're the
- alex: we're the middle aged black women's white boys
